Everything with Vin was Rose, until he tried to Bordeaux the plane, and then things went Blanc. Then some Brutes caused him much Champagne. Dom Perignon would not be pleased. He was a dead, cold Duck. He would soon be Vin-egar.
Hey, I’ll just stay with my Bud maybe his friends Jack and Jim will come visit sure hope they bring Jimmy and his Granddad along these guys let ya have a really good time.
margueritem over 11 years ago
A dangerous weapon, made to shorten the lives of many a bottle of vino.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
He’s screwed.
el8 over 11 years ago
Watch the guy start wining.
peggykb9 over 11 years ago
TSAauvignon workers have all the fun.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
That’s a statement I hope I never hear at airport security. At least in regards to myself. :)
jreckard over 11 years ago
Must be a first – a concealed weapon inside a magnum.
Maybe he’s an ex-port.
J Short over 11 years ago
It’s the Alien, Napa Style.
emptc12 over 11 years ago
Everything with Vin was Rose, until he tried to Bordeaux the plane, and then things went Blanc. Then some Brutes caused him much Champagne. Dom Perignon would not be pleased. He was a dead, cold Duck. He would soon be Vin-egar.
CYGNUS X1 over 11 years ago
This guys going to get uncorked and I suspect a cavity search is in order!
el8 over 11 years ago
@jmcx4
AKA: Mad Dog
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
What he’s about to experience won’t be Champagne, it’ll be the real pain.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
All seriousness aside, I saw a new label a few weeks ago, “Flip Flop”. Thought I’d give it a try. Turns out I was reading the ingredients label…..
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
Someone’s about to come uncorked.
echoraven over 11 years ago
Would have been funnier perhaps in an “Alien” setting…
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
I think Lucy was there too. (WIth Diamonds?)
prrdh over 11 years ago
Some people would say it’s worse…it’s actually Farsi. The grape gets its name from Shiraz, a city in southwest Iran.
gorbasche2 over 11 years ago
The x-ray is on the carry-on scanner area. Dude just happens to be standing at the body scanner.
RabbitDad over 11 years ago
It’s profiling. Shiraz sounds like an Ay-Rab name.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
In the words of Fred Sanford, “I’ll have a Champipple, a cross between Champagne and Ripple”
pcolli over 11 years ago
I wonder how long it’s going to be before womens’ finger nails have to be a regulation 1/8 of an inch.
caller49 over 11 years ago
Hey, I’ll just stay with my Bud maybe his friends Jack and Jim will come visit sure hope they bring Jimmy and his Granddad along these guys let ya have a really good time.