Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 15, 2013

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    DWF33  over 11 years ago

    life is such a circus…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Isn’t that Dodo in the lower left? Wonder how they dress on casual Fridays?

    Anyway, do you know how hard it is for a monkey to find a dependable clown these days….Oh, sure, everybody complains about how hard people have it these days, meanwhile monkeys are only getting inferior clowns….I’ve worked this issue for years….But I’m beginning to think people just don’t care about monkeys and their clowns these days…Now, back in my day…..

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    It’s not really profiling when their mission statement is:

    “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.”

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If the mayhem has the signature of a clown and a monkey, it would be foolish to not check the clown and monkey first.

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    jnik23260  over 11 years ago

    Quick, blame someone else! Where’s Bumstead?

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    next stop, hr and mandatory sensitivity training for everyone, even management.

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    prrdh  over 11 years ago

    “What clown has been monkeying around, and vice versa…”

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    mkahn  over 11 years ago

    …but ain’t too much sadder thanThe tears of a clown, when the whole office is around…

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    Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If you think it is hard to find a clown, try to find an organ grinder!

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    “Wasn’t me….it was that Ronald guy and his Hamburglar friend. Honestly. Wanna’ smile my lapel flower?”

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    jkhandy  over 11 years ago

    NJ doesn’t have white people speeding as well? NJ authorities have gotten into trouble for profiling in other areas as well, so it’s good someone is at least trying to hold them accountable now.

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    TheAuldWan  over 11 years ago

    It’s OK to do that unless the miscreant is non-melonie impaired….

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    This reminds me of the time I spent working in telemarketing….I put just shy of 4 years into it,and the “clowns” in management wanted to move me to management because I was making the rest of the monkeys look bad with a true work ethic.

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    jimsizemore1405  over 11 years ago

    You guys are giving Wiley a run for his money – and today he was out done. I love it!

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    He should have driven the VW bug to the office today. With all six dozen clowns, it would have been harder to single him out.

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    Sliprod  over 11 years ago

    Lets start out 2013 with inane and Mindless Comments

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    If its the Salem account… the witch did it!

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    bhinkie, but what if the police were actually letting white drivers go, because they are better people?

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