B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 10, 2013

Martini glases and cave paintings – what a combination!

Hashtags. Another proof of humanity’s eternal idiocy. No wonder we’re headed for extinction.

Either way, that had to hurt!

Tic-tac-poo

Future students of cave paintings will be astounded.

The tail is raised so #2

Question… What are the number of deer on the property.

Been a pound sign for decades, maybe centuries, now it’s a “hash tag”? Not in my world.

Why are deer very wealthy?Because they’re either a buck or a doe (dough).

It was always a number sign to me.

Hashtags and @ symbols are just an irritating way to talk online. Humans are losing their ability to use language properly.

Tenderized venison..

Pound deer…

I don’t twitter or text so I didn’t really know what it meant. So, I looked it up! And no, I’m not going to define it. Look it up yourself. People complain endlessly about tired old comics trying and failing to be current. Well, this works. Good job, guys. And be sure to thank whichever of your kids or grandkids gave you the idea.

The deer can be reached @ # fancy_fart.

That’s a number sign. Why do people on the phone call it a pound sign?

That’s sharp, man, real sharp.

After counting the points on the rack, I’m surprised #6 hasn’t chimed in.

then there’s the cracktag. (????)

Hashtag…. I think food first. Hash browns, corned beef hash….but #…. that’s the sign of the numbers….

mkahn what a pun groan!!!!!!!!!!!