Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2013

That explains everything!

I bet the CIA knows all about this..Oh, wait, it’s domestic, so only the FBI would be involved…Nod, nod, wink, wink, say no more, say no more….One question, though…How come they got the jet packs we were promised?

@Varnes – Those are [i]anti-gravity[/i] belts. Even cooler than jet packs.

Just means they’re Wookies, is all.

That’s called “stalking” or being a “peeping Tom”.

But seriously this comic disturbs me. I want to shout to the high heavens that a ,,,um, what is that? Caught on camera? Dang, look at that…

Just a day or so ago, I saw (but didn’t read) an article about Sasquatch sightings in Russia. Now I want to go back and find the article.

Of course not. He isn’t up in the trees!

The more fantastic the lie.The easier it is to believe.

You should never believe a talking horse.

They don’t want to be discovered just yeti.

Zwilnik, thanks for the clarification…..Hey, I don’t see any footprints from Lucy……But it’s OK, because Wiley does such a great job of rendering snow

That was a close one! Almost thought Lucy could see me! (We also hang out at gocomics.)

italics?

Let me get this straight. The horse is really just a stuffed animal. So Lucy didn’t really ride him out into the snow. So the bigfoots were imaginary as well. I think the whole episode is in Lucy’s mind and she never even got out of bed. This just shows how a bunch of Liberals can get together, make something up, and follow each other through all its twists and turns right over the cliff, just like a pack of lemmings.

Alert the BFRO!!!

So those guys no longer put their foot in it. How can a stuffed animal crave TV? Or does that actually tell about so many of us about where it actually is?

Wiley would be welcome in Colorado.

Strange that it actually DID snow overnight here where I am in Maine. Quite the coincidence!

Ahhh, so the Sasquatch are aliens. Now I get it. So was Elvis.

….where may I get one of those anti-gravity belts?….. way cooler than the jet packs, – quieter, less carbon footprint, and fewer chances of setting fire to your shoes.

Presently I would say you don’t need to smoke out there….just breathe and of course make sure you are close to a food source when the munchies hit!

@ Wiley: I look forward to days when the actual characters are given storyline….such as Danae and Lucy or Flo and Eddie THIS is why I started decyphering the Maine dialect in the first place…because under the goofy speech patterns was a goofy comic yust waiting to get out…and no that wasn’t a typo…just a play on words.

My big worry is that Danae sleeps in the same dress as she wears during the day!

Sasquatch is a pretty neat guy. He visits every Thursday and always brings his own booze. He’s rather well educated and quite, quite, hairy. (@Masterskrain, join the queue.)

so you were only following the order?

very nice – but you still stood by and witnessed horrendous child abuse and did nothing to stop it – i’m glad you weren’t my child’s teacher.i quote, “if you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem”

Isn’t it well overdue for another adventure of Obviousman?

Ya just can’t win!

Horsey (what is Danae’s companion’s name?) knows what’s really up!!