Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 13, 2013

Meanwhile, I have a suggestion for where Tiff can put her makeup.

I still feel sorry for Tiff.

….and it’s not on my desk.

Tiff sounds like she’s selling Mary Kay

Tiffany, if you’re gonna put on your mascara and what-not, do it in the bathroom… NO, not during class time!

I think I’ve just had my first encounter with stream of consciousness writing.

They’re supposedly the names of different eyeshadows, mascaras and other cosmetics. I like it — they are almost as silly as the real names you’ll see in the cosmetics section

Poor Tiff. She needs some love, and she’s not going to get it from Mr. Fogarty. How much do all those different colors and brands of make-up cost her?

They might have different classes, and not all jocks and cheerleaders look like your stereotypical hot person. They could be right there and you wouldn’t notice.

Tiff needs her own reality show as a fashion and beauty adviser. She would give excellent advice, and she is bitchy enough to attract a large fan base.

I’m not certain Tiff will die a virgin. My guess for her is ‘single mom, suing father(s) of her children for child support because he won’t put up with her long term’

@Brdshtt

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@ Lev and Mikey -

…Here is a carryover from yesterday, just a little different take on it. Like they say, “From twisted minds, come twisted products” (or something like that). It will certainly be pulled down, but here goes anyway…^^LOL

Doing reduxes is fun, isn’t it?

Yep.

Belch Red? Scarlet Zits? Black Goop?

Bull Spit?

Sooooooo, WHEN is the Sunday Strip gonna be re-named “Tiffany”??

I just loved the colors in the middle panel – “coffe breath” “bull spit” “whip it” “black goop” etc.

No; she may be old after that much time, but she will certainly not be a virgin. Someone will come along and not be able to see beyond that pretty face. All he will want is to have her. Believe me: I know.

Makes me think, paint by number.

When Tiff grows up she is going to change her name to Mimi Bobeck and gain 200 pounds

In about 30 years, that map will have to be redrawn to reflect the changes to her face done by Botox and plastic surgery…

wow, got some insanish followers there Luann. On to the strip :), I think we just saw the color by numbers kit Greg uses

it is possible that they got sick and tired of her expecting to be THEIR center of the universe. and they moved on away from her.

Zoom in on the list she has next to the map. It’s hilarious!

LOL Makeup names. Scarlet Zits! Ha ha ha ha ha

Sassy Gay Friend! Yay! My new hero! Thanks, Sideshow, SGF rocks. :-)

This is for guys only: Luann, Tiffany, Delta, Rosa, Bernice, Toni or Crystal?^^Well, looks-wise, Luann, but, intellectually, Bernice

I’ve missed Tiff…maybe I just want to get back to Luann and Quill. When Quill comes to visit, I really want an all out battle between Tiff and Luann, though it will be mostly Tiff because Luann will finally have confidence in Quill’s disdain for Tiff

OH MY!See all of the above!

Playslop magazine is seriously the best thing that has ever appeared on this forum! But seriously, blue eyeshadow, Ann? Have you no self-respect?! What would Tiffany say?

I disagree. Tiff may be an old maid some day – but a virgin – no. She’ll put out for a casting agent – or something.

I wasn’t able to submit Reply on Lev’s rating chart. My ratings: AE on looks. Crystal on smarts. Toni on personality. Luann on fun.

Hmmm…wonder what Elwood is up to.

Tiffany is nothing more than a walking billboard for makeup. That’s it.

Tiff is about to be pounced on.

Looks like you’ll score about 1.5

If only Tiff was as good at applying herself as she was her make up, she could drastically change her life for the better. She is more absorbed in herself than any make up sponge could.

See the problem with “spending years” is multifold, 1. seasons change, and so should your make-up, 2. the general color pallets change every year 3. manaufactures know this and stop making old colors in introduce new ones and 4. your skin changes, esp in HS!