Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 10, 2013

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    The Old Wolf  about 11 years ago

    Kiwi-apple – Yum!

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    cabalonrye  about 11 years ago

    I agree. Green is unnatural, for kids nowadays real drinks are bright pink, orange, or even brown or blue with bubbles. Anything else is disgusting. Go for it, Frazz

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    vwdualnomand  about 11 years ago

    those smoothies like naked or odwalla are pretty good. although the grass one that they sell in health food stores is really nasty.

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    emjaycee  about 11 years ago

    Seen on a bumper sticker: “Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.”

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    jackamoney  about 11 years ago

    Drinking some Naked Green Goodness

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    8arkay  about 11 years ago

    There IS blue food, and blueberries are delicious.

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    jimcos  about 11 years ago

    The suspension agent in your chocolate milk is carageenan, which is made from pond scum.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Super fruit!!!!

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    carkame  about 11 years ago

    Only the pictures on the bottle are kiwi and apple; we aren’t told what the actual smoothie is.

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    puddleglum1066  about 11 years ago

    Sure he’s not sneaking in some of Captain Colbert’s Pond Rum?I mean, he does put up with small children all day long… the need for the occasional nip would be understandable….

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    MajArkay, blueberries are the friendliest to eat….No peeling, no pit….All you really have to do is pop ’em you your mouth…

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    Scott S  about 11 years ago

    It’s probably this:

    http://nakedjuice.com/our-products/juice/green-machine

    It also contains algae, which is probably why it looks like Lake Mendota in July.

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    Potrzebie  about 11 years ago

    Soylent green smoothie?!

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    Michelle Morris  about 11 years ago

    Naked Juice Green Machine. Looks like algae,tastes like a fruit salad!

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    TELawrence  about 11 years ago

    Why is he eating with the kids? Shouldn’t he be in the faculty room?

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