FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 17, 2013

For geniuses, Jason & Marcus are pretty stupid.

how about using artificial “snow.” something that will retain its shape and structure, even lit on fire. or, douse the snow balrog in flame retardant and light it up.

I always liked fried ice balrog.

Snow, you fools…

Well, their Balrog didn’t pass, at any rate – it wasn’t really supposed to, anyway.

I was not the only student at my school who put this strip on his door.

Good grief.

You think they’d use icicles to simulate the flames.