Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 28, 2012

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Weird Al’s uncle.

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    mrbribery  about 11 years ago

    it would only be fair and proper for the World Series of Polka to be held in Liechtenstein…

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Through in a pair of shorts and some funny socks and you have a deal…..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    A scout badge for polka? Was the leader hosin’ you?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    YES I know that had nothing to do with anything…I just had to say it.You wouldn’t want me to explode, would you?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Meanwhile….. “Glynn” Ale…… kissin’ up to John, eh, guys?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    And Dogsniff… I thought of that too…. LOLI shouldn’t admit it, so don’t tell anybody.What?

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Nice John Candy resemblance.

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    Yeah, likker up front.

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    jmcx4  about 11 years ago

    I’m going all-in with my Beta recording of Bobby and Barbara dancing the Beer Barrel Polka on the Lawrence Welk Show.

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    I’d fold, this bet’s too fat for me.

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    mkahn  about 11 years ago

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    LadyLavendar  about 11 years ago

    OK my mind has gone off on a tangent ~What no chips on the table? Poker Chips, no Polka Dots.

    So then I looked up Polka Dots and ~An early recorded use of the term “polka dot” is in 1854 in The Yale literary magazine, Volume 122, Page 7.1 The pattern is named for the dance of the same name, making one suspect there is a connection linking the pattern to the dance. Instead, the name was settled upon merely because of the dance’s popularity at the time the pattern became fashionable. Many other products and fashions of the era also adopted the polka name.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Wun’erful, but it needs some Bubble Machine.Yes, there’s Polka in it at about 5 minutes in.

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Susan, that’s my question….rear?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Varnes… from the supposed liquor store sign, ubiquitous in home wet bars and basement rumpus rooms…and sometimes on T-shirts…“Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear.”

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    J Short  about 11 years ago

    I don’t know if that guy has got the head for the game.

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