Herman by Jim Unger for January 05, 2013

  1. Snapshot10
    battle of plattsburgh  over 11 years ago

    He should put a sign on the lawn for her birthday: “Today my wife is XX years old”.

    That way she’d be happy when he forgot her birthday.

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That is going to hurt in so many ways. When my wife and I were first married. She remarked “Did you remember my birthday?” Of course I did but we were doing a suprize party and did not want to let her know and were on the way there. So I replied. “How could I, I wasn’t even there.” It got some looks that were strange but not too dangerous. She thought it was funny in a sort of way. She responded “Well I remembered yours!”.It was stated funny with a cold sinister feeling. I was soo glad when we got to the party.

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  3. Amnesia
    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    What he SHOULD have said:

    “How am I supposed to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?”

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  4. Jabba
    snugharborman-catalog  over 11 years ago

    I THINK he meant he was only a year old when she was born, so he wasn’t aware of her birth day.

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    Neat '33  over 11 years ago

    This one can be added to: And that’s when the fight started, emails that I get everynowandthen !!!

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  6. Pirate63
    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    rue Story ! I met my third wife at a surprise birthday party for a girlfriend I was breaking up with. but who’d never had a birthday party.Number Three and I lasted twenty years together , but I never tried to have a surprise party for her. She was much too smart !

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