Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 19, 2012

Didn’t you save the reciept, Lio? you could get Cybil a flask of her “Catnip” then.

That’s one spirited cat!

Put the mousey in the liquor and as it dissolves, you’ll get a Slow Gin Fizz.

I read of an experiment years ago, on just how hard it was to get a cat drunk; it took massive stress to make a lush out of a cat.

So?Cybil is an experienced drinker of copious quantities of liquid Catnip! Are we supposed to be surprised at that revelation? Lio, you should have known better! (Maybe Cybil will fetch it out of the trash to serve as a little hors d’oeuvre with her next bottle….

Gin? Cybil always seemed more like the Cuervo Gold type to me.

I’d say Cybil got her “nip”

Somehow, this explains a lot …

Cybil’s already been nippin’ at something, it seems.

Cybil loves alcohol!

Our cat, Ajax, has been dragging a bottle of booze around lately.

Come up to Washington and get the good nip Lio. It’s legal!!!

Cybil doesn’t fool around..

“I get no kick from champagneMere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at allSo tell me why should it be trueThat I get a kick kicking youSome, they may go for CocaineI’m sure that if I took even one sniffIt would bore me terrifically tooBut I get a kick kicking you"

What is this cat like without the sedative? Lio was asking for it offering her a cat’s ultimate upper..A normal (that’s psychotic) cat can not be safely picked up after a roll in the nip. It’ll turn into a whirling tasmanian devil and purr the whole time it’s slashing.

This is not a normal cat….

Probably experiencing catamenia.

The catnip is a better high.

Lio, Lio, Lio. Read the rest of the label. It says, GINGER ALE.