Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 11, 2013

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    ztuhcsna  about 11 years ago

    the one by the playground

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    i_am_the_jam  about 11 years ago

    Abbey :D :D :D

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    Rodney99  about 11 years ago

    “I foresee a world in which a chicken can cross the road without it’s reasons being questioned…”

    (seen on a T-shirt)

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    “The Road Less Traveled” – S. Peck

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    battle of plattsburgh  about 11 years ago

    But, WHY?

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    poping149  about 11 years ago

    That’s funny.

    “I dream of living in a world where chickens can cross roads without there motives being questions”

    -Anonymous
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    mkahn  about 11 years ago

    Yoda: Cross the road, the chicken did… strong in the Force is that one.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is not the road you are looking for.

    Stephen Colbert: The chicken, in a moment of pure truthiness, crossed the road so it could buy my new book, “America Again”!

    Barack Obama: The chicken, like all Americans, hopes for a brighter future, and a better tomorrow. Michelle, Joe, and I want to give that chicken change it can believe in. I propose a law to allow all chickens to cross whatever roads they want to… if a chicken walks down the right path and is willing to keep walking, eventually it will cross the road.

    Hillary Clinton: I don’t know the exact reason why the chicken crossed the road. However, I do know that it was part of a vast right-wing conspiracy

    Mitt Romney: There are 47 percent of chickens who will cross the road no matter what.

    Adolph Hitler: The German Uber-Chicken crossed the road for the greater glory of the Fatherland and the Thousand-Year Reich!

    George Bush: To prove to everyone that they mis-underestimated it.

    Rick Perry: I will tell you, there’s three agencies of the government that over-regulate chicken crossing… Commerce, Education and uhh, what’s the third one there, let’s see… I can’t… the third one I can’t… sorry. Oops.

    HAL 9000: I’m sorry, Chicken, but you can’t do that.

    PSY: Oppan Chicken Style

    Boromir: One does not simply walk across a road…

    Siri: Sorry, I don’t understand… do you want me to check the weather?

    Timothy Leary: Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.

    Aerosmith: To get to “The Other Side”.

    Costello: Who crossed the road?

    Abbott: Yes.

    Vito Corleone: I made it an offer it couldn’t refuse.

    Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don’t give a damn.

    New York City Traffic Cop: I wonder if it was jaywalking…

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