The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 02, 2013

Since all your time is free, Dale…

“I’m somebody’s fool” seems to be just about right.And Burl, please, please, please don’t forget your procto appointment. You really don’t want to miss the experience.

Yeah, Burl, that’s right, a PAID volunteer. Don’t wait too long for THAT offer.

So some of you can see the strip, I take it?

I only get a tiny sliver of the top, and NONE with the magnifier.

It will probably be fixed soon, but in case anybody else is having a problem right now…

It IS visible on ArcaMax.com, though the resolution isn’t great.

So…..

I guess Joy isn’t going to take the time to wash the clean clothes this week. There must be something good on TV.

And her collection of toaster crumbs must already include enough Jan 2nd examples from other years, so she doesn’t need to save any today.

Meanwhile…. a proctologist is the only doctor Burl needs. We all know he’s an …..uh…. he’s …. exactly what proctologists examine.

You know you’re in trouble when your Procto orders a Brain Scan and MRI.

I volunteer at my church and they liked the job I was doing so much they promised to double my pay this year.

Being from Tennesse, I ALWAYS volunteer. (unless I am alone or with someone)

At least you could put up Ted’s sign…. in your garage…! ! !

How many cases of Ding Dongs do they still have? Are they out of Twinkies?

My bright spot today is the thought that Burl is getting a colonoscopy! Hope his boss realizes that is worth a week off to rest. And Joy is going to wash clothes as opposed to what? Oh that’s right, she’s a “rinser”

Burl, Kiss my Grits! 1K marathon, Right!! I would surmise he never ran 100 yards in his life. Gotta wonder if he collected a bunch of donations, picked up his free T-shirt then walked to the parking lot and drove home.

Bleccch. I wouldn’t read this strip with your eyes.