Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2012
December 27, 2012
December 29, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Regarding the 'Pearls' movie we're making, the Rat has some demands... Demand number one: before each day's shoot, ye shall kiss my feet and call me 'golden one.' Pastis: We are not making a movie. Rat: Demand number two: Yes shall cease having an ugly face. Rat: I see you're struggling with that one.
chireef over 11 years ago
at least Stephan can draw feet… oh … wait…
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Rat, you’re really asking for it this time!
margueritem over 11 years ago
He’s struggling to hold off on knocking you off the desk, Rat.
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Rat…consider: who holds the eraser?
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Never get into an ugly face contest with Rat; he has too much of a head start.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Nabuqudriuzhur, isn’t that every character?
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
don’t make a movie about this. it will be a watered down version to appeal to kids by focus groups and studio notes. then, serious edits have to be made to get the rating marketable and distributed.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Only when Rat ceases having in ugly personality first.
Cajtri87 over 11 years ago
I already like the Pearls mini-cartoons! Perfect voice for pig.http://www.babelgum.com/channels/180805/clips/6003108
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Rat, thee needs to read Exodus 20:1-7 (KJV)!
finale over 11 years ago
Where does Rat get off thinking he can get demands granted like Kardashian or Hilton (true superstars)!
Number Three over 11 years ago
Rude Rat!
LOL xxx
nyoha over 11 years ago
It would still be better than the Twilight series. XD
mkahn over 11 years ago
Maybe rat is going to ‘rearrange’ his face?
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
Put your dark glasses back on, Rat.
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
Looks like Toon Boy’s alter ego Is taking over the strip.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
Get Bucky Cat to write the screenplay.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Look out Rat, here comes a farmer’s wife.
8arkay over 11 years ago
Not real interested in this storyline. What’s gonna happen to Andy now?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Cartoon-Pastis could exile Rat without pay for a period of time; say, two weeks. And the strip would be so much cheerier for his absence! He’s too big for his britches as it is (or would be, if he wore any)….