Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2012
December 05, 2012
December 07, 2012
Transcript:
Investor: If we ramp up the production of our new pleather smartglove, we'll tap into unparalleled liquidity and a revenue stream more powerful than Jered Weaver's fastball. Angel investors in the outfield
Varnes over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t that be in L.A.?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Varnes… I was thinking that too.But then, they can be Angels in the outfield even without an investor….so if that were an Angels jersey, this would be “Angel’s Angel in the Outfield.”(And there you have the extent of my sports knowledge.)
J Short over 11 years ago
The deal will knock your sox off.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Don’t be calling other people morons here. That’s MY name.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Investors always seem to be working the angels…
lager.lager.lager over 11 years ago
This one seems a bit half-baked
K M over 11 years ago
I think it was former Angel Jimmy Piersall who had the best description of diapering a baby:Lay out a diaper like a baseball diamond with home plate in front of you and second base pointing away from you. Fold second base down to home plate. Set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Bring first base and third base together with home plate and pin it all together. Of course, in case of rain you have to start all over again.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Hey Kevin, The Los Angeles Angels can have investors too. See, then he’d be an angel to the Angeles. Lighten up……
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
LOL….. Thank you, pschearer, that was sweet…. and thanks perkycat….but this kevin78661 person cracked me up!
He’s apparently too dense to follow a sentence if any words are used with more than one meaning….
Hope he never runs into a (gasp!) pun… cos obviously any non-strictly-literal wordplay is beyond him….
Varnes…look, the guy is so humor-impaired he didn’t even get the point of our joke in the first place…My sentence was already about the Angels having angels…and he couldn’t understand it.
I have NO idea why someone like that reads comics…but it’s pretty darn funny.