A pessimist and an optimist once lived in the same house together.One night, the house caught on fire.The optimist stood there wringing his hands and saying “how could this happen to me?”The pessimist borrowed the neighbor’s water hose and put the fire out.
i_am_the_jam over 11 years ago
I always wondered that…
ottod Premium Member over 11 years ago
The elitist asks if it’s bottled.
burleigh2 over 11 years ago
Love the graffiti! ;-)
steelersneo over 11 years ago
Not only is the glass half-empty, it contains a viscous material that is not only not drinkable, but, most likely poisonous.
runar over 11 years ago
Note found on a bar napkin:
"Dear Optimist and Pessimist:While you two were arguing over half full or half empty, I came up from behind and finished both your beers.
— The Opportunist"RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ah, a practicalist! Good for you Ginger! You’ll go far in life!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
A pessimist and an optimist once lived in the same house together.One night, the house caught on fire.The optimist stood there wringing his hands and saying “how could this happen to me?”The pessimist borrowed the neighbor’s water hose and put the fire out.