Monty by Jim Meddick for December 15, 2012

You’re not paranoid if they’re really out to get you.

Hey, you guys, stop talkin’ about me…

Sector 387?….They never come up in the hills! Chattel Valley Condoms, if you lived here you’d be home by now. Antelope Freeway on tenth mile….

Okay, it took me a munute to realise the last panel is Santa’s snooper elves. Too funny.

Think about it indeed, Monty! It’s not paranoia if Santa’s Little Helpers really do have you bugged!

1984.

Yeah, privacy is nice….but now who’s gonna know to bring him his special imported low tolerance rotor lubricant?Or the new inlet port casing for his….um…. gizmo?Gotta think about the tradeoffs.

I always knew it!

the elf in the last panel looks like Monty except the nose is pointier LOL

Came back from Canada the other day and handed my passport to the USA Customs Agent. Before he opened it he said " Good Afternoon Floyd, Hey are you a Gopher Fan?? He knew my name through a photograph of my License Plate taken while in the waiting queue which gave access to my Driver’s License info and then passport data..Hi Big Brother!!!

So it was License Plate to Car Registration to Drivers License (WAState) to Passport (Birth State = MN)….

So Santa is the original ‘Big Brother’?Harsh!

Wait a minute…why is EB eating what appears to be ice cream? He doesn’t even have a mouth, just that mic nose thing.

Hey if Santa’s giving LCD screens for Christmas, then how come his elves are still using tubes?

Google only wishes they had Santa’s surveillance capabilities. But they will never be able to afford it.