Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2012
December 10, 2012
December 12, 2012
Transcript:
Santa Claus is a guy who travels around in a sleigh pulled by nine flying reindeer... Hmm... Sounds similar to the flying ungulates of Antaron-6. And he gets into houses by climbing up and down chimneys... Aha! Apparently, he has adhesive nanoscale setae on his fingers and toes!... He also has a bunch of elves who... Say... Do you know if he's in any way affiliated with the Org Riders of the Gamma Alpha cluster?
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Gotta love flying ungulates
Varnes over 11 years ago
Oh, com on tatt, ain’t nothin’ like the Org Riders…Even the Betas are cooler……..
Commentator over 11 years ago
Örg Riders in the skyyy…
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Isn’t it obvious by now?Santa is in reality an alien, with plans to take over the world by controlling its children! We must resist the Santa Menace!
GypsyWoman over 11 years ago
Santa is a biker or once was? Makes sense.
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nanoscale setae = gecko toes.
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
@Sisyphos’If Santa thinks he can control earth’s children, he’s got another think coming . . ."
Funny!!
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I thought it was suction cups.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Jolly elf from the Org Riders, flying his intragalatic sleigh powered/pulled by eight tiny ungulates. And one sassy ungulate with a very large, red proboscis. Children scream when they see him. Or are speechless with joy.