I thought stoners went for salty snacks rather than sweet. In any case, Hostess management was stupid to not enter niche markets catering to food allergies. I might have bought the occasional box of dairy free Twinkies assuming the carb count was reasonable.
Hostess “bakeries” are the most automated production lines in the country. They’ve been fighting unions for decades. What’s funny is that “Wonder Bread” is worse garbage than Twinkies!!
Of course the management deserves to get raises, because they are job creators…well, I guess not in this case…. but just think, if you cut everyone’s pay in half that means you can create twice as many jobs… well, I guess not in this case.
lonecat over 11 years ago
The first funny cartoon on this topic.
cdward over 11 years ago
Bingo!
Jason Allen over 11 years ago
I thought stoners went for salty snacks rather than sweet. In any case, Hostess management was stupid to not enter niche markets catering to food allergies. I might have bought the occasional box of dairy free Twinkies assuming the carb count was reasonable.
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
Pretty good chance Steve Kelley’s not a stoner.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Hostess was owned by a private equity firm and two hedge funds which were not making enough money to satisfy the greedy executives.
Dtroutma over 11 years ago
Hostess “bakeries” are the most automated production lines in the country. They’ve been fighting unions for decades. What’s funny is that “Wonder Bread” is worse garbage than Twinkies!!
corjo2 over 11 years ago
No, worse, hydrogenated shortening.
lonecat over 11 years ago
Of course the management deserves to get raises, because they are job creators…well, I guess not in this case…. but just think, if you cut everyone’s pay in half that means you can create twice as many jobs… well, I guess not in this case.
rini1946 over 11 years ago
hey mexico will be happy with the new jobs. but great joke I liked it