Seriously, women look a lot better than men…..especially without their clothing….Trust me on this one….Seriously, almost any woman is more attractive that way than a 40 year old pot bellied man….Not that we don’t have our moments….
Why do I think that this is Danae’s version of what happened?By the way, what ever happened to the first woman God created in the Bible? Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And then again in Genesis 2:21-22 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. I’m 60 years old and never have I heard an explanation of what happened to that first woman (named Lilith I’ve been told, but I don’t know who gave her that name).
Well, if you subscribe to evolution, there had to be something before the chicken – let’s call it a proto-chicken. It laid an egg that contained the genetic mutation that was “chicken”. Ergo, the egg came first.
As I heard (or read) it, Lilith just refused to be obediant to Adam, and told him to get lost. (I have to wonder if, somewhere, centuries ago there was a Book of Lilith.)
Genesis II:22—And the rib which the LORD God had taken from man, made hee a woman, & bought her vnto the man (KJV 1611 spelling)This explains why men and women have been ribbing each other ever since!
Gen. 2 is simply the detail on Gen. 1 – they are the same man and woman. Lilith truly IS mythological.-Isn’t it so that men are still being struck like lightning by our beautiful ladies? Of whom, my wife of 30 years is the fairest of them all!
The only difference between Lilith and Eve was that Eve was better at hiding what she was.But as for me I always like the idea of Lilith better than Eve but that is just me.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
There’s Adam…..where’s Eve?
Kali39 over 11 years ago
On the sixth day, God created Man.Then She realized Her mistake…
el8 over 11 years ago
What can I get for a rib?
Varnes over 11 years ago
Seriously, women look a lot better than men…..especially without their clothing….Trust me on this one….Seriously, almost any woman is more attractive that way than a 40 year old pot bellied man….Not that we don’t have our moments….
Lunatic over 11 years ago
Auld Nature swears the lovely dears,Her noblest work she classes, O!Her prentice hand she tried on man,And then she made the lasses, O!
- Robert Burns
Varnes over 11 years ago
Yup, just as I figured, man is just a lightning dolt…..
Varnes over 11 years ago
And God is just ribbing him?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago
If Danae is proof that the second time was a charm, I’m boarding the next TARDIS.
pcolli over 11 years ago
Good and evil are two sides of the same coin.
Rainfoot over 11 years ago
Well acoring to the greeks zeus had hephestus make pandora(woman) because he was jelouse of what promethius had done with man.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
They were always badmouthing a woman who would speak her mind. Just calumny from the revisionists.
keenanthelibrarian over 11 years ago
Well I’m just pleased that the Creator realised His(Her) mistake and made Eve. Aren’t we all? BTW I love the bemused look on Adam’s face.
roctor over 11 years ago
And then,Steve was created.
Tackerdog over 11 years ago
FAIL
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Why do I think that this is Danae’s version of what happened?By the way, what ever happened to the first woman God created in the Bible? Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And then again in Genesis 2:21-22 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. I’m 60 years old and never have I heard an explanation of what happened to that first woman (named Lilith I’ve been told, but I don’t know who gave her that name).
SnowCritter over 11 years ago
So, yeah, Lilith was a woman. ;*)
(end snark)
SnowCritter over 11 years ago
Well, if you subscribe to evolution, there had to be something before the chicken – let’s call it a proto-chicken. It laid an egg that contained the genetic mutation that was “chicken”. Ergo, the egg came first.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 11 years ago
If at 1st you don’t succeed……
Knightman Premium Member over 11 years ago
Geeeeeez
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
As I heard (or read) it, Lilith just refused to be obediant to Adam, and told him to get lost. (I have to wonder if, somewhere, centuries ago there was a Book of Lilith.)
gjsjr41 over 11 years ago
This convo is getting too deep for me.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Richard S. Russel, is your sister single?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Genesis II:22—And the rib which the LORD God had taken from man, made hee a woman, & bought her vnto the man (KJV 1611 spelling)This explains why men and women have been ribbing each other ever since!
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Gen. 2 is simply the detail on Gen. 1 – they are the same man and woman. Lilith truly IS mythological.-Isn’t it so that men are still being struck like lightning by our beautiful ladies? Of whom, my wife of 30 years is the fairest of them all!
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
The only difference between Lilith and Eve was that Eve was better at hiding what she was.But as for me I always like the idea of Lilith better than Eve but that is just me.
freewaydog over 11 years ago
When God created Man, SHE was only joking!
thirdguy over 11 years ago
Of course, then they went and procreated, and we know how well that turned out!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
it’s all Greek to me.
jpsomebody over 11 years ago
I believe that Adam had sinned and Eve was created for his punishment. Women have tormented men for eternity, sounds kinda like the hades to me.
Tuner38 over 11 years ago
Imagine that. A person from a lighting bolt. And Darwin is criticized????
jahoody over 11 years ago
@Kali39…you called this one …. when did God become a man???
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Roto rooster? – Thank you for my first laugh out loud moment of the morning.
ArtisticArtemis over 11 years ago
I totally agree with you! =^_^=
Buggerlugs over 11 years ago
You can’t have one without the other. Those are the words to a song I can’t remember.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
i like girlsthey got jiggly bits in all the right places…
pcolli over 11 years ago
This “God” thing….is it catching? What’s the antidote?
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Yikes! Thanks for the info.
Barbaratoo over 11 years ago
Hahahaha! Love it!