Hey, you know how when ducks and geese fly in a V shape, one side of the V is usually longer than the other?….Know why that is? There’s more birds on that side….Math and science rolled into one…..
makes playing duck hunt a lot tougher. but, that would mean an arms race. the hunters would get more protection, more firepower, etc…, the ducks would get more protection, more firepower, etc…, and, the strategy and tactics would change as well. ducks would strike at where the hunters live, the hunters would mine the ponds and lakes where the ducks gather.
Mallard Fillmore is finally getting his revenge on all those liberals. What ? You say liberals don’t hunt ? Then who is Mallard firing rockets at ? Oh…the RNC ! Now I get it.
Michigan has an official state poison chemical…..PBBs …. The whole state got dosed with it back in the seventies because they fed it toalmost all the cows (oops!) because it was in bags that looked like food bags. They didn’t discover the mistake until months later, after all the beef had been eaten already…Yup. Almost the whole state…Yum…
Ducks shooting back… That would be ducky. Killing innocent creatures for the fun of it, is just mean and horrible. Take up photography… Just as challenging to get the shot, and the pictures make great gifts.
Dogsniff said;@Omnius & packratjohn: I’m proud to say I’m on the same page with you guys. And yeah, john, let the hunter go up against the deer without a weapon. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++How the hell did your forebears ever make it to California anyways? Did they just recently jet in from Veggyland?Lots of guns, knives and swords were used to just get your fluffy butts perched in the hinterlands of the Sierras and both animals and humans died for the effort and don’t you forget it. For the record, I’m not a gun nut nor a hunter, but I’ve used plenty of the aforementioned in order to make it to today without being a ‘guest of honor funeral’.. Do some genealogy. Read. You might find someone in your past that actually DID something on the trip westthat didn’t involve being sniffingly above those ‘animal killers’…
And for the record regarding deer; Personal deer/car/truck/motorcycle fatalities; 5Total costs of body repair, both human and mechanical; somewhere north side of 12 thousand. So much for wild-life feeders “because they’re so cute”I’m for an open season on ALL those orchard rats.
Tomielm said;@UncaJim Jim, that was then; this is now. No one here needs a history lesson. Go back to sleep *******************************************I bow to your superior knowledge and deep introspection of the subject and its well-explained reply.. .
Linguist over 11 years ago
Duck !
Ida No over 11 years ago
It’s only fair. Aim for the blinds.
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
I’ve always believed in the right to arm bears – and ducks.
Agent54 over 11 years ago
The right to arm bears is in the Constitution.
Linguist over 11 years ago
I can just see these comment droning on throughout the day…
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
Now THAT’s a real sport!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 11 years ago
If it looks like a duck, flies like a duck, shoots like a duck?
Arianne over 11 years ago
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Is this an example of mallard aforethought?
palos over 11 years ago
Fair game?
Varnes over 11 years ago
Aw, shoot! That’s gonna leave a mark… Iran, Iraq, Iquack….man, always somethin’
Varnes over 11 years ago
Hey, you know how when ducks and geese fly in a V shape, one side of the V is usually longer than the other?….Know why that is? There’s more birds on that side….Math and science rolled into one…..
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Is that a Duck Drone?
Varnes over 11 years ago
“What’s the white stuff in bird poop? That’s bird poop too!.”..Kurt Vonnegut………Kinda miss ol’ Kurt….
Linux0s over 11 years ago
I think the ducks are sporting the edge here.
thirdguy over 11 years ago
Ducks never pay for their weapons, they just put it on their bill.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
makes playing duck hunt a lot tougher. but, that would mean an arms race. the hunters would get more protection, more firepower, etc…, the ducks would get more protection, more firepower, etc…, and, the strategy and tactics would change as well. ducks would strike at where the hunters live, the hunters would mine the ponds and lakes where the ducks gather.
keenanthelibrarian over 11 years ago
I think I’d want to be on the side of the ducks …
cdward over 11 years ago
Love it!
roctor over 11 years ago
The great migration.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
…and to think, I used to read My Comics in my email – with no comments! How boring that was.
edward thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago
Duck Dodgers in the 23 1/2 century!!
gosfreikempe over 11 years ago
You get down off a goose, silly.
freewaydog over 11 years ago
Yeah, & deer.
Dave459 over 11 years ago
Next they’ll be giving hand grenades to turkeys . . .
brewwitch over 11 years ago
One can only hope that the cast and production crew for Duck Dynasty will be on the business end of that missile.
Ernest Lemmingway over 11 years ago
The mallards are attacking! “Duck” and cover!!
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Oh no… a mushroom cloud over Canada?
Justice22 over 11 years ago
It seems a little Daffy to me.
puddleglum1066 over 11 years ago
So? Ever see (or smell) farmers spread manure on their fields? And the plants EAT that stuff? And we eat the plants? EEEYYYUKKK!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
I tend to agree with you. I can’t abide hunting as a sport. Issue small arms to the deer, is what I say. Make it fair.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Mallard Fillmore is finally getting his revenge on all those liberals. What ? You say liberals don’t hunt ? Then who is Mallard firing rockets at ? Oh…the RNC ! Now I get it.
yimhere over 11 years ago
I don’t understand what all the flap is about….
route66paul over 11 years ago
Ducks can’t do loop-d-loop….They might quack up.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Michigan has an official state poison chemical…..PBBs …. The whole state got dosed with it back in the seventies because they fed it toalmost all the cows (oops!) because it was in bags that looked like food bags. They didn’t discover the mistake until months later, after all the beef had been eaten already…Yup. Almost the whole state…Yum…
ramonesfan over 11 years ago
Dick Cheney once shot a federal judge in the face while duck hunting. Aim a drone at him, please
Squoop over 11 years ago
Ducks shooting back… That would be ducky. Killing innocent creatures for the fun of it, is just mean and horrible. Take up photography… Just as challenging to get the shot, and the pictures make great gifts.
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone. Time for this duck to go home.
pcolli over 11 years ago
If you are unable to kill a man with your bare hands, you should not wage war. How many innocent people are killed by bombs, missiles and drones?
meowlin over 11 years ago
I’m guano regret this…
jahoody over 11 years ago
It’s eider one thing or another
unca jim over 11 years ago
Dogsniff said;@Omnius & packratjohn: I’m proud to say I’m on the same page with you guys. And yeah, john, let the hunter go up against the deer without a weapon. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++How the hell did your forebears ever make it to California anyways? Did they just recently jet in from Veggyland?Lots of guns, knives and swords were used to just get your fluffy butts perched in the hinterlands of the Sierras and both animals and humans died for the effort and don’t you forget it. For the record, I’m not a gun nut nor a hunter, but I’ve used plenty of the aforementioned in order to make it to today without being a ‘guest of honor funeral’.. Do some genealogy. Read. You might find someone in your past that actually DID something on the trip westthat didn’t involve being sniffingly above those ‘animal killers’…
unca jim over 11 years ago
And for the record regarding deer; Personal deer/car/truck/motorcycle fatalities; 5Total costs of body repair, both human and mechanical; somewhere north side of 12 thousand. So much for wild-life feeders “because they’re so cute”I’m for an open season on ALL those orchard rats.
unca jim over 11 years ago
Tomielm said;@UncaJim Jim, that was then; this is now. No one here needs a history lesson. Go back to sleep *******************************************I bow to your superior knowledge and deep introspection of the subject and its well-explained reply.. .
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
My kinda sport!! DUCK!!
scherzo49 over 11 years ago
Has he been talking to Guard Duck from “Pearls Before Swine”?
Lamberger about 11 years ago
What’ya call 12 ducks in a crate? A box of quackers! (Credits to my daughter at 6.)