The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 13, 2012

Verla the coquet.

Poor Verla…. her T-shirt pleads but her bell is seldom, if ever, jingled.

Is the white floppy Find-It star meant to be something different from all the yellow floppy stars on the tree?

I see at least half a dozen of those but no white one anyplace.

I also see that Joy has exchanged her trademark flower earrings for Christmas trees that match her shirt.Stylin’!

Speaking of finding stuff… Toenails! Where ya been?

You don’t. I’m shocked. You’d be the first person I’d expect to do that, Burl.

Don’t plug them into the neighbors house. Just put a bootleg outlet into the base of a street light. The lights flash automatically if you plug them into the corner stop light.

Are those Verl’s eyes above her glasses or are they supposed to be her eyebrows?Wow! an extra 100 lights. A few more years and they’ll be able to pick out the Penny’s house from space. The ultimate in light pollution.

Poor Verla….unable to snag a prize like Burl……and Jerry acts a little jealous. Have they all had lobotomies (that didn’t work)?

I finally drug our tree out of storage. It’s up, but no decorations yet. Just the lights built into our wonderful Four Years Ago Kmart Blue Light Special Christmas tree. I may add some decorations next week, after I rest up a bit.

The extra 100 lights go around the toilet….. ! ! !

Yes, poor Verla. I just have 5 days to wait ;-D

Oooh, Christmas tops. Dottie’s Discount Duds must have had a Christmas sale! Poor Verla, I can only imagine what Jer is going to give her for a present. Rampant thougts, need Brain Bleach now!

Oh no, Toenails…. did the witch get you?