Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 12, 2012
December 11, 2012
December 13, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Whatcha watchin'? Rat: Police chase. I guess someone escaped from captivity. Pig: Ooooh, how scary who is it? Rat: I dunno, but it must be someone pretty desperate not to return to where they were.
Whatcha gonna do,Pig, when you hear that frantic knock on the door? And if you let Andy in and offer asylum, whadya do when the three police squads and SWAT bus screech to a halt out front and heavily-armed men in black surround your house?
@Sisyphos—If you’re Pig and Andy, you hope somebody is taping the whole raid so that it goes viral on Youtube and so you can sue the cops, as well as the government that sent them, for brutality!
Years ago Andy had a girlfriend who was chained up in the same yard just out of his reach. She ran off when she broke her chain. Let’s hope he can find her.
Stan King over 11 years ago
Run, Andy, RUN!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
I think Pastis could break out of that easily
Havelock_Vetinari over 11 years ago
Hoooray! Andy has escaped and he can reunite with his love! (of course, with how things work in PBS she will probably be married with somebody else…)
Ida No over 11 years ago
Potty breakout!
Opus Croakus over 11 years ago
Awwww….
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Who let the dog out? Who! Who! Who!
juicebruce over 11 years ago
No beer in Rat’s hand? Popcorn, what gives?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yay Andy!
einarbt7 over 11 years ago
Run to Rat’s house Andy.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Whatcha gonna do,Pig, when you hear that frantic knock on the door? And if you let Andy in and offer asylum, whadya do when the three police squads and SWAT bus screech to a halt out front and heavily-armed men in black surround your house?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Here’s another cat-lover who is cheering for Andy & all the other escaping dogs! This is THE best PB4S I’ve seen in many moons!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
@Sisyphos—If you’re Pig and Andy, you hope somebody is taping the whole raid so that it goes viral on Youtube and so you can sue the cops, as well as the government that sent them, for brutality!
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Years ago Andy had a girlfriend who was chained up in the same yard just out of his reach. She ran off when she broke her chain. Let’s hope he can find her.
finale over 11 years ago
Let’s see……dog collar, chain, American Express Card…priceless
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
It doesn’t look like Andy has a plan.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Run Run… As fast as you can!
xxx
Dave M over 11 years ago
Us newer followers need more background on Andy.
LilyWrites over 11 years ago
Woo-hoo! Go, Andy!
mkahn over 11 years ago
I’ll bet that there will be a reward for finding Andy, and Rat will sell him out.
ncalifgirl58 over 11 years ago
Thankfully the ptb’s passed a law in our town banning dog chains for more than 2 hours at a time.
Stream of conscience over 11 years ago
Go for it, Andy!
Heather Skye over 11 years ago
C’mon, Andy — jump in the car! We’re getting the heck out of here RIGHT NOW!!
tazz555 over 11 years ago
I guess the new exciting new chain got old and boring
route66paul over 11 years ago
Illegal to chain a dog? I think putting him in a crate is worse
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Andy runs like OJ Simpson…and apparently the media follows him the same way.
jhaladay over 11 years ago
Oh, that is sad,not funny. So many dogs are treated badly by human beings.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Wow, his feet aren’t even touching the ground.
big man over 11 years ago
i love the ending its so funny
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Now I see why he was so excited about his new chain; he knew that it wasn’t as strong as the old one!·Go and find your Lady, you little Tramp!
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Andy doesn’t have stick feet, unlike the main characters.
beaver48612 over 11 years ago
Please don’t let Andy get caught. Or if he does get caught, by a loving family.
Dicansa over 11 years ago
Sanctuary! I grant this dog sanc-tu-ar-y!!!
Dicansa over 11 years ago
I think Guard Duck would have his back. Let’s hope he doesn’t hide out in the Crocs’ house…
WHYISZITSNOTONHERE over 4 years ago
I thought he liked his new chain
One Navy Seal about 4 years ago
And thus begins the saddest PBS storyline
Yolo-Swaggins over 3 years ago
Yay Andy!
Darkknight55 over 3 years ago
Run, Andy, run!
Darth Revan II over 3 years ago
Run Andy! RUN!