“Dem Libs have more of a problem with smoking than Adultery.”
I’m a Dem Lib who smokes but disapproves of adultery.But, since onguard has expressed an interest:
THE TOP 5 DEM LIB REASONSADULTERY IS BETTER THAN SMOKING5) It’s easier to find a hotel that doesn’t mind if you do it in your room.4) There’s no Commandment against smoking.Where’s the fun in that?3) Red States have most of the tobacco farms;Blue States have most of the loose women.(The Blue States got first pick!)2) “Sneaking a quickie in the tall grass” won’t start a wildfire.And the NUMBER ONE DEM LIB REASON ADULTERY IS BETTER THAN SMOKING…1) Adultery can cost you your marriage, but cigarettes cost you eight friggin’ dollars a pack!
echoraven over 11 years ago
Would have been a great touch.
fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Dem Libs have more of a problem with smoking than Adultery.”
I’m a Dem Lib who smokes but disapproves of adultery.But, since onguard has expressed an interest:
THE TOP 5 DEM LIB REASONSADULTERY IS BETTER THAN SMOKING5) It’s easier to find a hotel that doesn’t mind if you do it in your room.4) There’s no Commandment against smoking.Where’s the fun in that?3) Red States have most of the tobacco farms;Blue States have most of the loose women.(The Blue States got first pick!)2) “Sneaking a quickie in the tall grass” won’t start a wildfire.And the NUMBER ONE DEM LIB REASON ADULTERY IS BETTER THAN SMOKING…1) Adultery can cost you your marriage, but cigarettes cost you eight friggin’ dollars a pack!
fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago
Your point was as insubstantial as smoke to begin with.
But at least I was funny.(At least, I hope I was.)