Garfield by Jim Davis for January 11, 2013

Another foot-in-mouth reply by Jon.

In the 4th panel, Garfield calls 9-1-1.

Gooooo Jonn… Save yourself!!!!!

Huh boy….

Reminds me… we have not seen Arlene for long time.

Well, if she can’t get more beautiful every day then obviously she is already tops.

And I thought Andy Capp knew how to live dangerously.

Life lesson: Quit while you’re ahead.

Oh no he didn’t!

Filet of Sole’s on the menu again

as a woman, I have to ask the one question: Does Jon have a DEATH Wish?

If Liz was a blonde, she would agree with him.

Jon had the right answer. Would he be better off telling Liz there’s room for improvement?

Hahahahaha! Oooooooh, Jon.

I think Liz is very pretty… But maybe that’s just the make up?

xxx

This strip doesn’t always make me laugh but he got me today!

Sounds like my bf, but only because he wants me to chase and tickle him.

@Susan Newmanunfortunately, most of the guys I know who are named John are really that clueless. Many of them will ask for your advice or opinion, belittle you if they disagree, then take credit for it when they realize you’re right. Trust me on that-I’m married to one and worked with/for at leasthalf a dozen.

I hope I’m not that bad!

GIGGLE :-) SNERK :-) That is something I really LOVE to see :-)

Bad answer Jon!

Liz should have stopped after the first sentence and not given Jon anything to reply to.

Jon’s problem is that he’s a cartoonist, and can’t resist a punchline, even when he should.

His mug and that mug are soon to be one with the universe

The truth will set you free.

…And that’s the end of that relationship.

John’s major problem is medical. He has suffered for a long time from rectal-cranial inversion which has given him a bad case of occular fecalitis. Hope this clears things up for y’all.

And then…….the fight started..

If looks could kill Jon would be six feet under.

Jon, could you be getting more stupid every day?

typical male response :P

Garfield is full of wisdom like that.

Lesson #1: Never insult a lady like that and expect to live.

What the heck Jon!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he thought he should agree with her, you know, the woman is always right.

geez seems like Jon says the wrong things huh?

The next line should be it must be minute by minute,,,

great job garfield

Time to listen to Garfield Jon!!!

“Oh Jon… thermometer in the throat again?” says the doctor.

Oh, no, no, no..

Not again………

Jon…

Here lies Jon Q. Arbuckle, he didn’t think about what he said.

Run Jon like your life depends on it because it does