Close to Home by John McPherson for November 21, 2012

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Our Grade 11 physics teacher had the same jacket, 1981. He was so old that he could not see past his desk. The desks at school were tables, divided into 2 sections; we filled one side with batteries and the other side was a big step up transformer. As the girls walked we gave them a shock, the first tasers I guess. They got into more trouble for yelling then we did. Mined you, I think the old guy knew.

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    kathleenhammett  over 11 years ago

    He hooked their interest into the next class at Puppeteer School.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    one word: ‘Coma’

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    battle of plattsburgh  over 11 years ago

    Ah, what a tangled web he weaved.

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    Poollady  over 11 years ago

    Wonder what it would be like if he taught biology??????

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    cattony  over 11 years ago

    IRL, their hands and feet would probably be severed by now.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    what a bunch of yo-yo’s

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    There were, however, strings attached.

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    They were given a suspension.

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    SapphireSkies Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Why not?

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