Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2012

Ha! Katie thought it was going to be a POOT!

OK, she’s got the sax, and I can’t wait until she discovers the violins…

Danae, repeat sax offender.

Ain’t that Toot a Hoot? Gave her the Boot and Made Kate Scoot!

When I toot, it’s a little different. And fair warning is always appreciated.

could be worse….like that kid with his father at a ballgame. the kid was fed all throughout the game of hotdogs, etc, father’s team won, and father shook the kid in excitement. guess what happens next.

That’s the whole toot and nothing but the toot.

That didn’t smell so bad.

Dad should not have told her about the legal disclaimers…now she will wreak havoc on everyone!!

She was just passing a little woodwind.

now that was mean…well, our lingo is the same in any language…..

I like the phrase: “I’m feeling a little Egyptian”(That’s because I feel like there’s some Tootin’ comin’)

Beans, beans, the musical fruit…The more you eat, the more you toot….The more you toot, the better you feel….So let’s have beans for every meal!

I hope that Danae finds out that disclaimers ‘can’ work both ways.

Neither silent, nor deadly. Just annoying.

Then Toots Shore sued for defamation in the disclaimation.

Excellent compact disclaim.

disclaim, datclaim, deseclaims.

beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel. Save some more for another meal. :-)

Saxophones are very difficult instruments to play decently, the beginning attempts of any would be saxophonist can be screechy and excruciating. Thus if Danae was going to try to play a sax in my house, I’d probably want to leave the room too.

The only Saks I like is the one on 5th Avenue.

I thought girls rarely fart or belch … unless they’re crass “Jersey Shore”/hip-hop type of females

Love the grin

Wait till she wakes up some night to the Toot Fairy…

‘Play that funky music, white, girl.’

We have so much fun with our cat’s name — Pewty (tooty, cutey, snooty, — he’s a hoot). On his first ride home from the Vet’s office, he snuggled into my arms in the car and tooted.

Beans, beans, the super legumethe more you eat the more you boomthe more you boom, the bigger the fumeso eat your beans and clear out the room

Could be worse. Could be an accordion.

That’s the happiest I remember seeing her.