Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 10, 2012
December 09, 2012
December 11, 2012
Transcript:
Guards: ... 4 body scanners, 3 pat-downs, 2 beeping wands... ... And a pair of latex gloves! Traveler: Can we just board the plane already?! Ralph: I thought the T.S.A. Holiday Choir would be a bigger hit!
el8 over 11 years ago
…and a finger up your poopshute!
rangerlg over 11 years ago
So that’s why the line is so long, the employees are singing instead of getting passengers through the checkpoints.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
This year I can keep my shoes on; too bad I still have to limit liquids.
Fetching over 11 years ago
Just returned from Rome…Heathrow is one of the worst…kept trying to make me remove my light jacket that I was wearing as a blouse…and I’m a 71 year old woman with double knee replacements.
Marko56 over 11 years ago
I’m one of those who refuse to give up my right to privacy because of the boneheads’ reaction to terrorism, so have given up my right to fly. If I can’t walk or drive there, I don’t go there.
byamrcn over 11 years ago
Seven ladies stripping…