Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2012

oh, I’m getting it for a friend…

Oooh, and you must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that!!

Personally, I’ll take Glenn Miller over Technotronic anyway.

Must be a UK pump. You say jelly, we say jam.

Okay…is that Moby Grape?(Anyone old enough for that one?)

How the heck do you get pictures on here?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/Moby_Grape_Promo2.jpg/220px-Moby_Grape_Promo2.jpg

I call all jams and jellies “marmalade”. Mostly, because it annoys everyone.

@J. Shortthese are the instructions that were sent to me:

< img src=“link here” >Type it exactly as shown substituting the actual link where it says link here. Leave the quotes in and make sure to leave the space between “img” and “src”. Also, close up the sideways chevrons at each end. When you right click over what you want to use, choose the “copy image location” setting (Windows- Firefox) then proceed

1.Jmcx4, it’s pretty easy. Just include the following line in your post, substituting the web address of your picture within the quotation marks (do not remove the quotation marks):

img src=“http://www.yourpic.jpg”></img

You will also need to bracket the line by adding the symbol < at the beginning and the symbol > at the end. I couldn’t include them here or else it would try to link to it.

Jam up and Jelly Tight.Tommy Roe is a little thinner and doesn’t wear glasses according to an image search

All this grape talk reminds me….Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stomp out forest fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?To stomp out flaming ducks.