Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 02, 2012
November 01, 2012
November 08, 2012
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling REPUBLICAN RAPID RESPONSE SQUAD!! ROLL CALL Steve King Roger Rivard Todd Akin Richard Mourdock and...The Chief The Chief: Squad, there's a rape about to occur in sector 143A9J! Richard: Right, Chief! Men, to your statiosn! The Chief: Akin, give me a status report! Todd: Chief, Legitometer puts this one at 5.6! King -- Risk of pregnancy! Steve: Personal familiarosity filter puts it at zero! Again. Richard: Hmm...inconclusive. The Chief: Rivard -- Ease of Rape Report! Roger: Easy, Chief! RAPES HARD RAPES SO EASY The Chief: Okay, men! Roll out! You haven't a moment to lose! Richard: Let's do some good! Steve: There's the scene of the incident! I pray we're not too late! Richard: ACTIVATE MINIATURIZATION! Roger: We're shrinking down to a cellular size! Richard: And we're inside the rape "vessel"! Todd: We made it in time! Steve: Zygote is secure and protected, Chief! Richard: God's will assured! The Chief: Good work, men! Another successful mission!! The End NEXT: The identity of the mysterious chief - REVEALED! Paul Ryan: Hey, who turned on the light? CLICK Maid: Oh, sorry! I didn't know you were here, Congressman Ryan. I thought you were with Governor Romney!
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Linguist over 11 years ago
It’s all her fault !
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
Add John Koster to the team.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Vote Romney to save the economy. Then the day after the election start working to keep Church and State separate by separating Church and the GOP.
ickymungmung over 11 years ago
If the rape looks legit the boys will just have to stand-by while the woman releases her own ninja squad. The RRRRS still might get the call to board the Trans-Vaginator Express to penetrate the woman should her own team fail. And of course she would have the right to call her parents’ personal attorney after she’s arrested for zygote infringement—it’s only fair, people!
snugharborman-catalog over 11 years ago
The USA during the Clinton years now seems like “Paradise Lost” – we not only had a surplus, but the Republicans weren’t doing everything they could to sabotage anything that would help our country, as they’re doing now, pschearer.Things were good – and then a Republican was elected President.
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
Why not? It’s in their platform, of course you can put it on the whole party.