"HEY PAL, I UNDERSTAND IT'S AUTUMN AND THIS HAPPENS. BUT YOU FIND SOME PANTS BEFORE THAT LAST LEAF FALLS, GOT IT?"
Every fall, the Jolly Green Giant suffers great embarrassment.
It’s like that dream when you find yourself naked in public…
Fortunately, he’s not being too jolly right now.
Now we can decide what needs to be trimmed.
Maybe he’s not so big, and therefore not so Jolly? The woman isn’t smiling.
Whats under that last leaf, the Little Green Sprout?
What color is he when he blushes?
TJGG and Paul Bunyan are form “Meena-soda”, right?
It’s not easy being green.
I’d make a comment, but I don’t think I could bare it.
for he’s a jolly good fellow
Judging where his hands are cupping, giant doesn’t only refer to his height.
“Seasons change and so did IYou need not wonder why…”
Woof!
I’ve been a little under the weather for the last 2 weeks and its got my sleep cycle/comment cycle all messed up.
HO HO HOly moly
If he got a little colder, Dr. Manhattan.
in another month he’ll have frozen peas.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Every fall, the Jolly Green Giant suffers great embarrassment.
margueritem over 11 years ago
It’s like that dream when you find yourself naked in public…
Bilan over 11 years ago
Fortunately, he’s not being too jolly right now.
Foghorn over 11 years ago
Now we can decide what needs to be trimmed.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maybe he’s not so big, and therefore not so Jolly? The woman isn’t smiling.
phillip_carr over 11 years ago
Whats under that last leaf, the Little Green Sprout?
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
jreckard over 11 years ago
What color is he when he blushes?
finale over 11 years ago
TJGG and Paul Bunyan are form “Meena-soda”, right?
J Short over 11 years ago
It’s not easy being green.
Rwill over 11 years ago
I’d make a comment, but I don’t think I could bare it.
danlarios over 11 years ago
for he’s a jolly good fellow
cleokaya over 11 years ago
Judging where his hands are cupping, giant doesn’t only refer to his height.
meowlin over 11 years ago
“Seasons change and so did IYou need not wonder why…”
V-Beast over 11 years ago
Woof!
V-Beast over 11 years ago
I’ve been a little under the weather for the last 2 weeks and its got my sleep cycle/comment cycle all messed up.
WifesWrath over 11 years ago
HO HO HOly moly
EdFenster Premium Member over 11 years ago
If he got a little colder, Dr. Manhattan.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
in another month he’ll have frozen peas.