The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 07, 2012

ouch…

You’ll just feel a biting sensation on your ear.

Not a kernel of truth to it.

Aw shucks, she’s so sweet.

Corny joke.

Just lend me to Mark Antony.

Her Mom is there, but were is Pop corn?

What? How come I can’t ’ear any more?

Hah! Today’s cartoon is totally amaizing!

…even is Hilburn had to cobble it together.

Aw shucks mom.

and that is why bad jokes are called ‘corny’

Maybe not that, but she feel what comes next.

Ma MA I can feel someone chewing on my brain.So this is how it ends.One corny joke after another ear full.

I think she is going to have more piercing problems.

Did she mention you’re getting a little husky?

Hominy times do I have to tell you?

“Children of teh Corn”….. where it all started…. (dont trust an adult!)

They’ll meet up again in the morning and will go bowling.

Her hair was as soft as silk

Mom drove him there in a 1970 Redenbacher

That piercing’s gonna be rough as a cob!

beware of those who eat their own……..