Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 15, 2012

Next, it’ll be “Science: Bart Simpson’s Tree of Life”

He’ll be drawing Sponge Bob next.

Picasso in his Primitive Period.

Naw, he’ll go straight to bar codes on the backs of tiger rumps as some kind of performance art.

It’s all early period – at least until the Mesolithic.

I figured, “earlier” was anything before 3 a.m.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?-A: A fish.

This is a breakthrough! He has conceived of the square, now building houses can begin. The Architect has arrived!

Rave man.

Everybody is a critic

Everyone’s a critic now.

I like your cave, man…..

that’s better than Picasso, lol. or is Picasso a return to cave man drawings. lol back to the future

Don’t worry about his late stuff … it’s just something he wants to dali with.

Someday, he’ll be a cartoonist!

Was the ponytail a requirement to depict him as an artist?

I just saw on the news last night where a painting that looks like a section of my garage wall where I was trying out paint samples sold for over $7M. Proof that PT Barnum was correct.

“My kid could do stuff better than that”.

But a grade school student didn’t paint it. Mark Rothko did. Art collectors don’t care what it looks like, just who it’s by. Having been an art student, I know just how much BS is talked about “art”. As far as I’m concerned, now – all creativity is self indulgence.

His art rocks.

As Red-Green famously said, “If I can do it, it ain’t art!”