Ted Rall for October 29, 2012
Transcript:
The leveraged buyout of the United States. (Woman: Governor, we're still running slightly behind Obama. We just don't have enough votes.) (Man: Wrong- we don't have enough votes now.) The businessman pulls together his brain trust of power vixens. (Woman 1: You don't need money to buy a company.) (Man: Yes! I'll borrow extra votes until after the election!) (Woman 2: Voters like to vote for a winner. Say you're winning!) (Woman 3: Like private equity! Turn the country around, pay back the votes, keep the profits.) After the election. (You're all fired. We'll auction off the valuable parts- NYC, the California coastline. And we're outsourcing defense to China) (Man 2: You said you knew the Economy!) (Man: This is the economy. You have my big popularity debt to pay off!) Four years into his new wars. Romney relaxes on his private island. Shielded from fallout by his forcefield. (Woman 5: Ever feel guilty?) (Man: I'm a vote creator, yo!)
edward thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago
Based on his time at Bain, and the fact that he is still listed as 51% owner of Bain, it’s a very real reality. Mitt also said a blind trust isn’t really blind, because you can direct the trust what to do when you set it up!
walruscarver2000 over 11 years ago
Hey, the military needs supplies from industry. Even when the Pentagon does think they need the supplies, Congress says they need the supplies. Wheeee!
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
One of the best takes on “job creator” that any cartoonist has done.
Motivemagus over 11 years ago
Clearly Ted has been reading up on how Romney made his money: he wouldn’t lead Bain Capital unless they guaranteed his income — so no risk, like a real entrepreneur; and he set up deals where he used a small amount of company money to get large amounts of other people’s money, paid himself every time regardless of what happened to the company, and left wreckage behind. He took advantage of loopholes in the way business worked, he didn’t invent, create, or innovate in any real way. Even his shining model of Staples is saying he didn’t do them all that much good. And let us not forget he lobbied to reduce his taxes because this ridiculous approach to money-making is now considered “capital gains” despite not generating any capital — except the money lining Romney’s pockets.For those who think he is a job creator, you need to wise up.
ARodney over 11 years ago
Oh, please. Obama is more financially literate than Romney or Ryan — he doesn’t lie about the basic arithmetic. His plan actually lowers deficits, and he agrees with every serious economist about the 30 year record of failure of trickle-down economics, which creates neither jobs nor growth, only a wider wealth gap. Romney and Ryan probably do understand — but there’s no money for THEM in reality-based economics, so they pretend not to.
Ted Rall creator over 11 years ago
Worst cartoon ever? That could never be true when the phrase “brain trust of power vixens” is part of a cartoon,
Also, for you Romney supporters, don’t take it personally. Your guy is a turd, but so is the President. I hate them both equally.
walruscarver2000 over 11 years ago
Your definition of moderate is all the evidence we need for a competence hearing.
Motivemagus over 11 years ago
Indeed. Matt Taibbi is an amazing reporter.
feverjr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Mitt’s been prorating his contributions to charity….………………………http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/29/bloomberg-news-romney-rented-mormon-churchs-exemption-to-defer-taxes-for-15-years/
frodo1008 over 11 years ago
In the first place no President (yes, even GWBush nor Dick Cheney either) actually controls every facet of the military, just as no CEO of very large corporations controls every facet of that business either.
True moderates do not place the blame (or give credit for) everything that happens in this country on either party or President. In actuality, if any such blame or credit must be given, then it should be given to the part of the federal government that actually controls the purse strings, and that is Congress. Which at this time is divided between both parties.
walruscarver2000 over 11 years ago
FUNNNNY!!!
mjnyc over 11 years ago
There’s more than one way to satirize Mr. Romney. This one’s downright silly though.