In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 25, 1996

Transcript:

Coach: Ok, men, listen up! Before we go out to the football field for our day of practice, I want to review some fundamentals. Let's start with a little quiz... First question: What is thi? Anyone? Geez. This is a hockey puck! Football player: Oh, wow...I was just about to say that.