Pickles by Brian Crane for November 05, 2012

Earl wouldn’t of gotten a splinter if he had of useda leaf blower.

Earl,where are your gloves? Don’t ask the wife where they are for she does not wear your gloves!

How can people use such awful grammar by saying “wouldn’t OF” and “if he had OF used”? Go back and take a refresher course in English, why don’t you?

Ewwwwwwww!

xxx

I did that as a child, I couldn’t stand my mom using a needle to remove it.

Mine used tweezers.

For some reason digging a splinter out with a needle myself bothered me a lot less than having someone else poking at it.

Oy. And you’re going to complain non-stop until then.

Opal will dig it out with a knitting needle…

earl wear some gloves or you will get blisters too

Tape a piece of potato over it for the night. In the morning you’ll be able to get it out with tweezers.

Eventually…it will take your whole arm because of MRSA or Tetanus or gangrene. Yeah…wait.

Suck it up, Earl, if a splinter offends thee, pluck it out.