Antelope: Admit it. You photoshopped your profile pic to make your horns look bigger...
“Well you photoshopped your pic to make your tail look smaller.”
Hey, lady! My eyes are down here!
he’s only looking for a trophy wife anyways…
He paid big bucks for those pictures.
Looks like they antelope…Sorry, I made that joke just for the elkovit.
What does she expect on a site called Hornydudes.com?
He clearly isn’t as horny as would seem.
Antelope can text? Who gnu?
Oh deer. Looks like she just bucked his system.
textosterone
Would you want to date some guy who already had the horns put on him twice?
Aunt, elope already!
September 06, 2014
Linux0s over 11 years ago
“Well you photoshopped your pic to make your tail look smaller.”
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Hey, lady! My eyes are down here!
mrbribery over 11 years ago
he’s only looking for a trophy wife anyways…
Arianne over 11 years ago
He paid big bucks for those pictures.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Looks like they antelope…Sorry, I made that joke just for the elkovit.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
What does she expect on a site called Hornydudes.com?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
He clearly isn’t as horny as would seem.
PICTO over 11 years ago
Antelope can text? Who gnu?
blackman2732 over 11 years ago
Oh deer. Looks like she just bucked his system.
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
textosterone
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Would you want to date some guy who already had the horns put on him twice?
bmonk over 11 years ago
Aunt, elope already!