Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, boots. What are you doing here? Bennie: Waiting for my prey to come out of his hole and give up. Rat: Why would he do that? He knows you can't catch him. Bennie: 'Cause I wrote him a note. Rat: It might take more. Bennie: Here. I took a photo of my blisters.
Sumac0f13 over 11 years ago
Only thing killer about Boots is his sense of fashion.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
Be vewy sympathetic; I’m hunting wabbit!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Actually, if Looney Tunes are any indication, a pity ploy can be quite successful for catching prey. Holding onto it, of course, is another matter.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
Didya ever notice rats, bears and even bunnies are all the same size?
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Rat needs to pull a Goat here. Bennie needs to go.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Is it my imagination, or is either A) Bennie shrinking, or B) the pink boots growing? I don’t expect a favorable outcome to this rather pathetic hunt.
jackhs over 11 years ago
Blisters make bear lame. Like this boots theme…
Yontrop over 11 years ago
Somehow it seems this bear is related to the crocks. I know that can’t be… maybe they went to the same hunting school.
guitarmutt over 11 years ago
Looks like Hops picked the right town to settle down in. Easiest place in the world to be prey.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
i wonder why girls wear high heels when they know it gives their feet so much pain. and, long term effect is multiple foot surgeries.
bbadenov over 11 years ago
Did you ever have the feeling you was being watched? That the eyes of strange and eerie creatures was upon you? – Bugs Bunny.
jessegooddoggy over 11 years ago
Have not worn heels for over 30 years – my rubber sole “mary janes” are my dress up shoes!
starcandles Premium Member over 11 years ago
Not buying the bear. Too idiotic.
D B over 11 years ago
Do his feet go all the way down into those boots?
Number Three over 11 years ago
Ewwwwwwwwww!
LOL xxx
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
If we’re lucky, Benny will still be standing there, and get caught in the blast.I enjoy Pearls, but in my mind the bear needs to be done in. The rabbit’s all right, but not necessary.
kathleenhammett over 11 years ago
perhaps they are pink lame’ boots
angusdad over 11 years ago
Another slave to fashion
Soroxas over 11 years ago
How does he walk when those things are bigger than he is?
cubswin2016 over 11 years ago
These boots are made for walking so walk away already!
Buggerlugs over 11 years ago
Bring back the Crocs.
alantain 11 months ago
Poor fashion sense claims another victim.