Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 11, 2012
November 10, 2012
November 12, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Time for my annual tradition... Every year, I try to "kick" my age. I'm 45, so this year, I will attempt a 45-yard field goal! So far, I've never missed! The day I can't make it is the day I'm officially an old man! Boot! June: Well? Are you still young? Ralph: I couldn't tell. Apparently I'm old enough to need glasses!
caller49 over 11 years ago
I’ve had glasses with bifocals for 12 years now, an I’m 50.
fdctlcmjc over 11 years ago
Been Bespectacled since I was in 1st grade. Although it is farsighted that usually occurs as we age, which would not effect seeing the ball after the kick, but before the kick. that would ensue a Charlie Brown moment.
milano99 over 11 years ago
I used to do something similar, except I was a punter in high school. I stopped kicking my age 12 years ago, although I did manage an anomaly at age 48.
Guilty Bystander over 11 years ago
Hey, if Ralph could kick a 44-yard field goal at age 44, there are a few NFL teams that might want his phone number.
whenlifewassimpler over 11 years ago
Drabble, I know the feeling!
hippogriff over 11 years ago
My current driver’s license is my first without a glasses only restriction. Cataracts are good for something! But I still wear my glasses except for computer monitors, bookshelves, and reading music (the focal length just right for those.
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Mid-50,s no glasses. Wish my teeth were as good as my eyesight though. I always figured I would not need dentures until at least 60. Turns out I was wrong on that score.