Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 05, 2013
April 04, 2013
April 06, 2013
Transcript:
Hamhock: Bixby, I think I'd be a perfect mascot for those new pork rinds that are coming out. Bixby: I don't think so. Hamhock: Why not? Isn't it worth a try? Bixby: Probably not. Hamhock: Won't you at least call them? Why not just check and see for goodness' sakes? Bixby: Because it would be devastating to me if my assumptions were wrong. Why would you want to hurt me? Hamhock: Sorry...
knight1192a about 11 years ago
The real why not, their offering a huge mascot salary and Bixby’s already purchased a pig costume for the job.
rugeirn about 11 years ago
Bixby – my hero.