Pickles by Brian Crane for October 18, 2012

Earl’s pal probably wasn’t even listening to him.

Yes, most all of us like to fantasize at some time or another.

Mmmmmm . . . . . Waffles.

He’s waffling.

Geezers his age usually buy a Goldwing with the training wheels. I’ve seen it. A whole gaggle of ’em at a rest stop.

Go with your last instinct Earl!

Think I’ll ride my motorcycle to the waffle house…

Yup. Earl’s a classic case of ADD..

Squirrel!

I have a Harley. Best thing I have ever ridden. With that big fairing on the front no worries about flossing bugs. The best thing about it is that everyone can hear you on the highway.

Do it all Earl. Ride your moped to the affle Waffle House.

Buy an old Corvette, drive 100 miles, have a pie.

Well Earl, there are Waffle Houses all over the country, but most of them have deleted waitresses . . .

That’s funny. I never think of waffles….or pancakes.

I’m sure you’re not the only one, Earl!

xxx

He’s too old for a mid-life crisis

You’re never too old for a midlife crisis!

♫♪♫ ’ Get your kicks, on Route 66 ’♫♪♫

He could do a reality show – “Across the country with Old Earl and his Harley”. Would have to be better than most on today. Then if we could get Opal to hop on the back——-

Of course he will have to get it passed by Opal and we know that isn’t going to happen. Waffle House is a much more likely option.

My wife and I go to a local diner two or three times a week. I ALWAYS order a waffle. The waiter or waitress just asks, ‘The usual’, and I nod. I don’t have a Harley though.

Some people like Goldwings, some like BMWs, some like Harleys. Have ridden across the country on a Harley a few times and would leave tomorrow for another road trip, if it were financially possible. Earl, you can stop for waffles along the way and if you have the right seat, no saddle sores.

buy the Corvette, drive it 100 m.p.h, forget the pie.

love this strip

jim murph said, about 5 hours ago

buy the Corvette, drive it 100 m.p.h, forget the pie.

I like the way you think!

Earl is out in a corvette, driving 100 miles at 100 m.p.h. with Linda Dean. don’t need no pie or waffle.