Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 05, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Young Albert Einstein Woman: Albert, why do you toil so on your theories? Woman: Is it to advance human understanding, or for the practical applications? Albert: Neither. It's to become famous enough to have my name on a line of chintzy classical music CDs for babies! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: I have come back in time to KILL HITLER'S ANCESTOR! Percival: There! BAM 200 million years later, Germany. Percival: Perhaps I should have gone back farther... Darthfield: Darthfield: My lasagna is gone! Darthfield: Who ate my lasagna?! Yodie: I know not who ate your lasagna! Yes, hmmm Darthfield: Yodie, you're a moron. Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man: Hold, thief, or face the wrath of Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man! Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man: Oh, no! It's the one enemy I can't defeat! Barely-Competent-With-A-Machine-Gun-Man: Yes, it's me, Barely-Competent-With-A-Machine-Gun-Man! NEXT: "An Archer's Funeral" Coleman's World Wife: GET A JOB!! YOU'RE A LAZY BUM! Coleman: Actually, I suffer from depression and attention deficit disorder. Mother-In-Law Guffaws ZOO "The posterior of that primate reminds me of my mother-in-law." Matriarch Merriment "I'm glad I was captured -- my mother-in-law was coming for the weekend." Spouse's Mom Sport-Making DEAD SEA "I would be happy if my mother-in-law were dead." Wife's Female Parent Wit "My mother-in-law is a loving person who has been kind to me and my family." "Get him!" "Kill him!"