Bovines are born heifers (female) and bulls (male). When the heifer has a calf, she becomes classified as a cow.The bull becomes a steer if he has an “unfortunate accident!”Plus there is a fifth classification, don’t recall the name – when a cow has a bull/heifer twin, due to the confusion of harmones, the heifer is usually sterile.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Now the apprentice is a Cowboys fan.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Hey, at least this apprentice didn’t accidentally flood your home while you were out on business, Wizard!
Cloudchaser over 11 years ago
Does the Wiz have a potion that will turn me into a half red wolf half human?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago
How about the ManBearPig potion?
thetraveller4 over 11 years ago
What a load of bull…
kc2idv over 11 years ago
He’s a presidential candidate. He can spread his own manure around.
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
Hercules, Theseus, I get them sons of Zeus all cornfused… Y’all sure it wasn’t Perseus? Oh wait, he killed the Kraken…Boy, Zeus slept around a lot.
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Now he will h ave a reason to be bull-headed!!
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
What a natural for a ‘Chic-Fil-A’ spokesman.
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Bovines are born heifers (female) and bulls (male). When the heifer has a calf, she becomes classified as a cow.The bull becomes a steer if he has an “unfortunate accident!”Plus there is a fifth classification, don’t recall the name – when a cow has a bull/heifer twin, due to the confusion of harmones, the heifer is usually sterile.