Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 07, 2012

You can’t walk and offer gum at the same time.

So very funny conception! Also, pat on the head and pat the stomach at the same time not so easy either.

Of course he needs to remember not to take any himself.

They once asked Betty Ford what she and Jerry used for birth control. She replied that she simply gave him a stick of gum.

I hope for his sake that Franklin remembers – this is a 5K Walk FOR the Terminally Uncoordinated, and not a 5K Walk BY the Terminally Uncoordinated.