Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2012

Just a tad…

Quick someone call the lemming aid society.

Well, we’re lemmings and that’s all we’ve ever been……that’s enough reflection.

I’d say more but I’m squeezed for time.

i’m thinking lemming meringue pie….

Ten bucks?

National Lampoon’s “Lemmings” album was great.

That Sad Little Man’s lemmings are almost as cute as tribbles. And, not as much trouble! These guys are self-disposing!

Noboby can jump individually because obviously they’re all superglued together.

One must wonder how the top three manage to stay in place as they all lean past the toppling point.

Make it 10. . ..

I wish they’d jump already, and I surely hope that this is literally, “The End of the Line”, for those lemmings… Are you listening Toon Boy?

When life hands you lemmings, make cartoons. Keep up the good work Stephan.

Loving the lemmings.

Happy Mole Day

it’s a long way down, don’t forget your umbrella.

“Fred owes me 5 bucks and he’s an as****e!.

Pearls Before Swine is almost never dramatic.

You gotta reflect on the important things – 5 bucks is important! I’m also lovin’ the lemmings.

LOL LOL… Excellent.

xxx

A student at my school got hit by a car and died a few years back. I had to inform the class. When I explained that he was dead, one student got a shocked look on his face, and blurted out. “He owes me 3 bucks…!” Evidently the dead kid really put one over on him…..

For some reason I’m thinking of Yertle the Turtle. Is the lemming on the bottom named Mack?

“Perhaps a tad more reflective.”“Okay, it stinks down here.”

If life gives you lemmings, make lemming ade

Because they believe the hype? Just like lemmings…

What have you done with the zebras???? They are the best part of your strip. No more zeebies, and I’m gone.

♪♫Do The Lemming Leap …

The longer they wait, the worse score the Chinese judge is going to give them!

I wonder if the crocs know about this place. Could be an easy meal for them.

Doesn’t work when A) all three of the top three are leaning, each a little furthern than the one below it, and B) your ILENE would be more in position to recreate the Spidey kisses Mary-Jane in the alley scene from 2002’s Spider-Man rather than the bottom lemming kissing where the sun don’t shine (unless you’re a nudist).

lemmings do’t commit suicide!!!! that is a myth!