Man: Here you go. It's my own secret recipe. Woman: What's that? Man: Three minutes on high.
This guy stole my recipe!
The microwave was made primarily for stoners. Leave something in the oven and it gets burnt. You probably won’t remember it until it starts to smoke. Leave something in the microwave, and it dings until you get around to opening the door.
Unless you used the OTHER great invention: Viagra.
New career for Duke Nukem.
billtomlinson442 over 11 years ago
This guy stole my recipe!
I Play One On TV over 11 years ago
The microwave was made primarily for stoners. Leave something in the oven and it gets burnt. You probably won’t remember it until it starts to smoke. Leave something in the microwave, and it dings until you get around to opening the door.
freeholder1 over 11 years ago
Unless you used the OTHER great invention: Viagra.
freeholder1 over 11 years ago
New career for Duke Nukem.