Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 16, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    Lawn Mower, probably

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    This is all happening on Danae’s planet, the one that was formed from a cosmic cat’s hairball.

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    Watch the thorns.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Nope, it’s just the authoritarian way.

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    I thought she was Irish.

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    Remember the Crusades; we took the war to their country.

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    palos  over 11 years ago

    Danae in her birthday suit. Oh my.

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    It’s the opposite of when god-cats cough up hairballs.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    And here I thought it was boogers……Lots and lots of boogers…..

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    markmoss1  over 11 years ago

    @pcolli: Their (the original followers of Mohammed’s) country was a city (Mecca) and a patch of desert in present-day Saudi Arabia. Nearly everything else from Spain to India was taken at least partly by war and forced conversions.

    But the Crusades weren’t started because the Arabs overran the Christian holy places – they started when a Turkish tribe won a war amongst the Muslims, blocked Christian access to those holy places, and overran most of the Asian lands of the Byzantine Empire.

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    if girls are sweetness, beauty, and “divine perfection”, then why do many of them are angry, irrational, chocoholic, lying, indecisive, self-absorbed, self-centered, backstabbing unfaithful shoe fetishists?

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    einarbt7  over 11 years ago

    Basically any sect/religion/faith program, I would have thought.

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    chazandru  over 11 years ago

    One suddenly wonders if Danae knows how the interactions between boys and girls results in the creation of more boys and girls. If not…I predict a primal scream during biology class.

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    You don’t have to go far to find the fertilzer, Danae. There’s plenty of it in that book you’re writing.

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    zoidknight  over 11 years ago

    Not in the last 500 years and none have remain as violent of kill as many people each day.

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    Islam is just going through growth phases like all religions do. Christianity was used to kill lots of people. lots and lots and lots, just like Islam. that’s the way religion works, has nothing to do with God, just man’s inability to accept others right to be. my way or the highway, aka John Wayne/American way. lol

    oh how the mighty Christian right want to believe it is so holy and better than the rest. just another pig in a poke used to excuse killing. a rose is a rose is a rose.

    which is why this better than religious BS is just that. my God is better than your God BS. works with such emotional humans scared of dying and or living for nothing.

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    zoidknight  over 11 years ago

    Nope, that is still an Islamic one.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Roses DO grow better in highly fertilized conditions!

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    thirdguy  over 11 years ago

    I miss the old days when Wiley would scold us for arguing about politics.

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    Paul Read Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Personally, I’ve always believed that boys are more manure than girls.

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    brewwitch  over 11 years ago

    That could said of almost all organized religions.

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    Justice22  over 11 years ago

    That is Danae’s way. —-or else!Hmmm, Maybe that is every woman’s way.

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    jimsizemore1405  over 11 years ago

    How many wars have fought because they are just right and proper and in the name of God?

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    YatInExile  over 11 years ago

    Lots & lots of fertilizer? I wonder if the current political campaigns will provide enough.

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    Kali39  over 11 years ago

    On the seventh day, God created man. Then She realized her mistake…

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    " There was a little girl,Who had a little curl,Right in the middle of her forehead.When she was good,She was very, very good,And when she was badShe was horrid !"

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    “Based on the motto on the podium, is she an Islamic sect?”Or Christian, during the days of the Inquisition, etc., etc.?

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    phoenixnyc  over 11 years ago

    And Wiley, this one made me laugh loudly enough to earn a “What’s so funny????” from my boss—three offices away.

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    Darwinskeeper  over 11 years ago

    I’m figuring that the Church of DANAE is Wiley’s take on some of the more athoritarian aspects of Christianity. Perhaps this is a poke at that bit in Genesis of Eve being created out of Adam’s rib.

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    Danae isn’t typical of most matriarchal societies, or views, she’s much more “boy like”.

    If you don’t think “religions” are created by and for the psychotic, just watch what happens on this or any other thread when the subject comes up!

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    neeeurothrush  over 11 years ago

    forever may have basis in our natural world – the jury may still be out

    http://www.astronomynotes.com/cosmolgy/s10.htm

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    neeeurothrush  over 11 years ago

    the link i provided above is just one of many in the open vs closed discussion

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    I’m with you on this one. :-)

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    We create gods as and when we think we need them. The Universe is really held together with old string and sticky tape.

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    treered  over 11 years ago

    momo taro? :)

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    erinbliss  over 11 years ago

    It’s about as plausible as anything else I’ve ever read outside of scientific theory.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago

    This could start a stampede to the B.E. era

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Moros y christianos.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 11 years ago

    Technically Danae’s right about females coming first. The initial single-cell organisms developed ovum first, which then prompted the evolution of sperm.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Honey+Rose=Danae. How can one not love her? Even a booger brained boy.

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    Spamgaard  over 11 years ago

    As an Agnostic Atheist Secular Humanist Bicyclist (reformed recumbent), I take umbrage (humorously) at your specious attack on my desire to deliver the well-meaning, the misguided, the ignorant, and the coldly-calculating from their desire to foist their anti-scientific and anti-human-powered-vehicle beliefs upon other people, school boards, local, state and federal legislatures and agencies.

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    EDinWAState  over 11 years ago

    Actually, Alexikakos, you’re wrong. The early christian church did not believe in the spirit of man… they expected to have the physical body raised from the dead at the time of the last judgement. According to them, there was no heaven or hell (hence no spirit) until that fateful doomsday. It was common sense to either bury the righteous or burn the sinner.

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