Matt Bors for September 24, 2012
Transcript:
Average penis size has apparently gone down 10% over 50 years. Rush Limbaugh has a tehory as to why... Rush Limbaugh: "I think it's feminism...it has to be the FEMINAZIS." The Avenging Uterus: Equality is not actually similar to Nazi fascism! Rush Limbaugh: AVENGING UTERUS! The Avenging Uterus: Prepare to pummeled by my Fallopian fists of fury! The Avenging Uterus: But first I just want to say sorry about your teeny tiny penis. Really. That's horrible.
joe vignone over 11 years ago
Sorry about his tiny heart, too? How about his big fat wallet? I am sure that makes up for a lot.
Spyderred over 11 years ago
He probably needs a mirro to see it, so why not just get a magnifying one.
Dtroutma over 11 years ago
Rush’s little “ditties” on “con records” etc, that he keeps playing show his open mindedness, and comedic speciality, for playing KKK rallies. His views on women would qualify him as a mullah, and his deafness reveals his dedication to OxyContin and other drugs. Yep, “Mr. Right-wing” may just be the biggest hypocrite in radio, if not America.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Unfortunately you can’t place all “feminists” in the same boat…
Motivemagus over 11 years ago
Considering that the Nazis thought women should be excluded from the political sphere and be limited to “Kinder, Küche, Kirche” (Children, Kitchen, Church), Rush’s coinage of the term “feminazi” says a helluva lot more about his own psyche than it does about feminists.
cjr53 over 11 years ago
So who opened the door to this subject?-—I’m fairly certain the SNL Church Lady would say either Satan or rush limbaugh. More likely rush.
braindead Premium Member over 11 years ago
But, Rush has a belt buckle the size of Rick Perry’s.
Murphy224 over 11 years ago
Not sure where Bors did his “research” or maybe “field study” to get that 10% number.
Jules934 over 11 years ago
Avenging Uterus still looks too male — perhaps something with the goggles (false eyelashes?) or boots would add a note of femininity …. there should be a note of femininity.
Jason Allen over 11 years ago
“Yes everything is dwindling since Jan 2009!!”No, that’s just when the pundits told you to stop ignoring it.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 11 years ago
Few groups are as concerned with sex as the Catholic Church.Go tell your leaders to quit being so evil about pedophile priests. Defenders of the Catholic hierarchy have no moral credibility until you all get on the side of justice regarding that horror.
walruscarver2000 over 11 years ago
If you ain’t tried it, don’t knock it.
Iwasfromrussia about 11 years ago
Bwahahaha ah hahahahahaha ah hahahahahaha giggle giggle