Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 09, 2012

It’s the first thing people want to do. Don’t send me money…

And for God’s sake don’t touch any Apple I5’s !

Yeah, like Apples grow on trees.

Oh, no! It’s Honey Boo Boo!

It’s worse than Honey Boo Boo! It’s Fox News!!!

Why can’t Wiley be God? Man he wouldn’t have stupid apples growing on trees, he would have ice cold cans of beer, and tacos instead….

“And on the 7th day… reruns.”

Who’da thought, electric plugs 6,000 years ago!

And on the 8th day, wi-fi!

they should’ve heeded the adage: “when life gives you apples, make lemonade”.

Spamgaard, "And Lo, there became a day of reckoning…Large fowl were eviscerated, cookies were left to mold, frogs learned that there are worse things than being green, and I think I smell bacon…..I’m blaming the old guys in the balcony….

Idiocy I would stay away from!

What’s the name of that movie, Idiocracy? I found that relatively funny…Which raises the question, why are well made funny movies so rare? Why is it so hard to do?

oh boy, now they’ll know that thrill running up there leg is just Chris Matthews

It wasn’t apples! God didn’t say “don’t eat the apples”! Now who’s the idiot?

God gives Adam and Eve advice on idiocy….

So, when Eve saw how Adam couldn’t stop staring at them, was she the first to call it the boob tube?

On the 9th day, hangover!

He already covered it. “thou shalt have no otner gods before me.” Then John helped out: “Little children, keep yourselves from idols.”Thanks for agreeing with him, Wiley.

And the atheists didn’t ever admit there was a tree. : )

Humor ain’t easy, as I keep finding out, when someone takes exception to something I meant as joke.

See the above comment.

Making fun of the mentally ill?

More likely the tree of porn.

No matter what Wiley draws, two fools can manage to misinterpret it.

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient god not only can’t figure out that making something forbidden only makes it interesting, but can’t figure that out about his own creation. Not tremendously impressive, if you ask me.

TV? Over 20 years since I had one in my house and I don’t miss it. Here (Ozark County, MO), radio reception is lousy except for HTT (Holier-than-Thou) and R&R (rant and rave) stations so the radio is silent. I can listen to music of my choice (on CDs) if I want to.

Brought to you by the good folks at MTV. Thus began the downfall of American society. Baton then picked up by the Kardashians and Honey Boo-Boo. Any wonder why we’ve degenerated?

The common identification of the “Apple” as the “Forbidden Fruit” (in Western Europe, anyway) goes back a thousand years or more, possibly because of the similarity between the Latin mălum (n. “evil”) and mālum, a type of apple. It may have begun as a deliberate pun. I also suspect that it gained ground because apples are common in Greek and Roman mythology, so the old fruit got plugged into the new mythos. Whatever the genesis (so to speak), it’s an entrenched image in the popular consciousness. So don’t assume Wiley doesn’t know the difference, just assume he doesn’t care.

And freeholder1, to the extent that it’s the Tree of Porn, you’ve gotta figure that looking at naked people on the computer is a lot less fun if you don’t know what “naked” is…

That tree of idiocy doesn’t have a single smart phone on it! Must be in the later crop….

Turned on those TV’s & saw NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, HLN & MSNBC with Chris Mathews on allof them.

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I leave the room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

Those idiot boxes look suprisingly like tea bags.

It’s a cartoon, people….we all know what it means..Religion, politics….among the many things that divide Man.

“Mother Goose has more plausible stories than the Bible.”

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Yeah, well, fiction has to be plausible. History only has to be true.

This comic is an illustration of why I prefer the book. It takes more imagination.

And all it took was a single byte…

Looks like TV’s, but when I first saw it it looked like teabags which was very fitting as well.