Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 15, 2009
December 14, 2009
December 16, 2009
Transcript:
Man: What do I think she'd like most? Oh, sir, I am but a simple drugstore clerk. I couldn't possible say whether your wife would prefer the cheap perfume or the curling iron.
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pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
She’ll spray him with the cheap perfume and hit him with the hot curling iron.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
NEVER NEVER NEVER Forget to take the drugstore sticker off the gift to your wife you thoughtfully bought Christmas Eve.
Devils Knight over 14 years ago
just go for the gusto and buy her both splurge for once
celeconecca over 14 years ago
This is my husband.
But it’s the thought, not the item.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
I don’t think hitting him with the curling iron would be the first option, pouncingtiger
Wenthral over 14 years ago
What, no spatula?
Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago
No, no, no… she wants the motor oil and windshield washer fluid!
kershawfamily over 14 years ago
Lewreader, sounds like the voice of experience.