Looks like the morgue attendants are going to have a story of their own. Aaaannnd, there might be a case against the doctor who pronounced him dead.
Truer words were never spoken.
It appears he missed his deadline!
Night of the rolling dead.
Turns out, his wife is named Mary Jane, and looks just like Kim Bassinger!
Maybe not. Her response might be, “What? You deprived me of the insurance money?”.
Neither he nor I would ever be caught dead in a place like that!
Look, a miraculous resurrection…or something else.
And Honey just happens to be an attorney.
So the morgue folks stripped the body and put the cell phone there with it?
Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated…